It's all about Texas

TX-WI · Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject:

Over at a forum that is only Direct sellers, they have a huge selection of the emoticons. They can be really fun. Wink

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Bindi · Member Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 114

PM me and we'll chat......Bindi in Oz Cool

Deelite · Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:32 pm Post subject:

Ahhhhaaa, ... for those that are stuck on Texas ! Deelite.
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Texans in Heaven (borrowed again...)

Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some

Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on

the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their

robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing

baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to

keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig

feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my

children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."

The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm

back. Now what was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said ,

"I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them d*mn Texans done put out

the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

Bindi · Member Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 114

Isn't that amazing -

Some folks are just so good at putting out the flames and cooling things down. Even in the worst possible places or situations.

Comes back to class everytime doesn't it hey, could have only been a Texan......... Laughing

Bindi in Oz

jen39503 · Member Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 109

K, i'm confused? Where is Texas? (and i don't mean the great state, lol). Is he not registered here? Did something happen to him?
He helped me quite a bit with a few questions i had when i first found all pedigree.
Thanks

Peggy · 2 Year Old Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 33 Location: Oregon

Wondering too... Sad

Bindi · Member Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 114

He's alive and kicking happily in the great state...............has a bunch of horses going through sales at the moment, so very busy with clients ect. But he sends his regards to all................Bindi in Oz

SCOOTER · Yearling Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 20

ME TOO!

I sent him a PM but have not heard a thing back, I don't think the TEXAS listed here is him. Wished he would return! He was so funny!

Inyureye · Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject:

Folks, to put the speculation about the texas profile on this board to rest, it did not belong to the TEXAS who so enjoyed posting here, and profiles which impersonate other posters on the pedigree forums are not allowed, so it has been removed. If the person who created it wishes to post here, they can post with a unique username, and if Texas wishes to post here, I am sure he will do so. Until that time, where Texas is is a NON TOPIC! Please move on to something current and horse related. If you wish to PM Bindi privately, you can discuss Texas with her off this board. I am closing this discussion on the forum. Thanks, Inyureye.
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